@Micah:

Hi again, Micah. I understand what you’re looking for, and there are several updates I have been trying to get through the “WordProcess”, and am having trouble doing so…

The submission/upgrade system is a bit too automated for its own good, and trying to get past this is really exhausting…

I am considering one of two things:
1) Dumping this theme altogether, and
2) Converting the theme to a plug-in, to make implementation on any theme easier.

If I get the energy and can get past the WP Guardians, I will certainly include this in the next update.

Thanks again,
Atg